“Excuse
me, Commander Marek. Permission to speak freely?” One
doesn’t usually hear such a request off duty, and I was sitting with
a group of USS Crazy Horse officers in Roddenberry's, our
10-Forward lounge. We’d actually been having quite a jolly time
talking, of all things, about past holodeck malfunctions we’d each
experienced. I hasten to add that on the Crazy Horse we have
never had even one holodeck malfunction. Our artificial intelligence
Second Officer, Commander Moira, resides in the ship’s main computers
and intercepts all computer malfunctions before they can become a
problem. It turns out, though, that we’d all run into holodeck problems
at some time on other ships. I’d
just finished telling the hilarious story about a problem that cropped
up on the Renegade during the Cardassian war – the first Cardassian
war, that is. The interruption came from the next table where I
had vaguely noticed an officer was sitting by himself. It was Lieutenant
Robert Roy, of the Computer Services Department. I’d always considered
Roy to be somewhat of a curmudgeon, although for complicated reasons
he was in an assignment that didn’t come close to using his full
capabilities. “Permission
granted, Lieutenant,” I responded, as the First Officer of a starship
should. “With
all due respect, Sir...” (I’ve always wondered how much respect he
really held for me.) “...the lot of you has become way too dependent
on Commander Moira. She handles any computer problem you could possibly
come up against. If something happened and she couldn’t help, you’d
all be in big, big trouble.” The
companions at my table erupted, although I must admit that there
were a few comments in the Lieutenant’s favor. Having a self-aware
computer is a luxury. My
wife Charlotte, an accomplished computer programmer herself, harrumphed. Lieutenant
Commander Marina Lemar said, “Well, now, you have to admit....” while
her best friend, Lieutenant Commander Samantha Neal said, “there
hasn’t been a holodeck malfunction our crew couldn’t handle.” Moira
herself smirked and said, “It would be an interesting experiment,
wouldn’t it?” “How
about it, Sir?” asked Roy, picking up on Moira’s comment. “Are you
game for a real test of your abilities?” “What
do you have in mind, Lieutenant,” I asked. “A
simple test. Take the people at your table into the holodeck as
your test team. I will generate a holodeck malfunction that you
have to deal with.” He thought for a moment. “The safety protocols
will remain on-line, but you’ll have a thorny problem to cope with – a
single problem that I will create. You have six hours from the
time you notice the malfunction to solve the problem.” “But
Moira’s at our table,” pointed out Samantha. “She’d be on our team
and she could solve your problem in microseconds.” “If
there’s a test, I’m going,” chimed in Moira. “I’ll program my simulacrum
to be unable to access the holodeck controls. My other self will
remain outside and monitor Doctor Roy’s adjustments for fairness.” “Condition
accepted,” said Roy immediately. “Wait
a minute,” I said, holding up a hand. “Who says we’re going to do
this?” Roy
shrugged and spread his hands to encompass Roddenberry’s. “This
isn’t an official setting, of course, but I am officially advising
you that the crew is under-trained in the field of computer troubleshooting
under emergency conditions. The five of you represent a fair test
group. If three senior officers and...” he scowled at Samantha and
Marina “...your associates can’t resolve the problem, imagine the
problems the crew at large would have.” “Actually,
Mike,” said Charlotte. “It sounds kind of fun – as long as the safety
protocols aren’t disengaged.” “Ok,
ok,” I surrendered, looking one by one at the others at our table. “Charlotte
and I were planning to spend a couple of leave days in the holodeck
this coming week anyway. Would you ladies care to join us?” All
answered immediately in the affirmative. “Lieutenant
Roy, would two days preparation be enough for you?” “Certainly.
Oh, uh...one more thing?” “Yes?” I
asked, waiting for the other shoe to drop. “If
it turns out that I’m right, will you agree to recommend me for transfer
to another assignment – one that suits my professional qualifications?” The
Lieutenant had been grumbling for years that his “computer services” duties
were technician-level chores, whereas he was qualified for a senior-level
computer science position. He was actually right. Moreover, the
complicated reasons for his lower level assignment were passe in
the wake of the Dominion War. “Agreed,” I
nodded. “Let’s meet at holodeck 42 at 1700 hours day after tomorrow. We’ll
send some clothing suggestions to your replicator consoles. Moira,
would you please backup holodeck program M-Marek One, in case he
destroys it?” “I’ll
make sure it’s a fair test,” Moira smiled, sweetly.
The Crazy
Horse was orbiting Eseltra IV and a large percentage of the
crew was taking shore leave. I’d been on the planet before and
found myself highly allergic to some of the local pollen – an allergy
the medical staff had been unsuccessful in treating. That’s why
Charlotte and I had elected to spend our leave in the holodeck.
The
program is one I first wrote at the Academy, but have upgraded and
expanded several times since then. It is a re-creation of the village
where my family home sits, but in an earlier era – in the early 21st century. At
that time a much smaller building, more of a cabin really, was on
the property. The community was, by all reports, the same friendly
environment it still is. It is a place for simple pleasures – hiking,
swimming in a lake, what they used to call “yard work,” and evenings
by the fireplace. Charlotte gave the program a woman’s touch after
we got married, including replicators disguised as more primitive
kitchen appliances. When she first visited the program she vowed, “I’m
not washing dishes.”
As
always, we entered the program at a bridge crossing the stream that
flows not far from the cabin. It was maybe a half-hour before what
was sure to become a spectacular sunset. The shadows were growing
long. The season was autumn. Several neighbor children played
nearby, shouting their boisterous greetings. A chubby beagle named
Barney waddled up to be petted, then escorted us the rest of the
way to the path leading to our door. I wrote the program to initialize
at the bridge because the short walk home serves to orient me and
brush off the minutia of my job on the Crazy Horse.
Moira
had visited the program a couple of times before. “You’ve added
on to the building,” she observed, as we climbed the steps to the
big front deck.
“Optional
guest rooms,” replied Charlotte as we stepped through the doorway. “They
go away when we don’t need them.”
“Welcome,” I
said to our visitors. “This is the main room. The bath is over
there. Moira, you’ll be in this room. Sam and Marina, I trust you
can bunk together?” I pointed to a room at the back of the building. The
two new Lieutenant Commanders had been roommates for much of the
past decade, since their Academy years, so I knew that sharing quarters
wouldn’t be a problem.
Marina
was looking around suspiciously. “I don’t SEE anything wrong,” she
said, slowly.
“Silly, ‘Rina,” responded
Sam, jokingly. “He wouldn’t make the problem happen as soon as we
get here. He’ll have it sneak up on us.”
“We
should just relax and have a good time,” suggested Moira, settling
gracefully into a comfortable chair. “Whatever the problem is will
crop up soon enough.”
So
we relaxed. I built a fire in the fireplace. Charlotte broke out
various beverages, as suited the tastes of our guests. Our two holographic
cats, Trixie and The Redhead (the latter so named for obvious reasons)
appeared and, after a brief probationary period, approved of Sam
and Marina. Both cats adore Moira, of course. The felines managed
to sit on all five of our laps at once.
We
stayed up late, talking and laughing. It was far past midnight when
we retired to our respective rooms for the night. I believe that
our guests felt welcome.
I
rose early the next morning – 0730 is early, given the time we went
to bed. I enjoy the cool, crisp morning air of the mountains and
make it a habit to drink a cup of morning coffee each day on the
big wooden deck at the front of the building.
I
was surprised, upon entering the living room, to see that there were
still flames in the fireplace. Usually the fire goes out during
the night and has to be made fresh again each morning. I tossed
a couple of additional logs onto the fire and proceeded to the kitchen
to get my mug of Orion Blend. It was surprisingly warm outside when
I stepped onto the deck, so I took off the jacket I had just put
on and lay it on the rail of the deck.
It
was only slightly past dawn – the sun rises late at the time of year
I had selected for our visit. Some stars were even still visible
in the sky as I looked up between the ponderosa pine trees surrounding
the cabin. Across the street and a couple of doors down, one of
the neighbors was out, puttering around a shed. He gave me a wave,
which I returned. In a nearby tree a squirrel complained at me for
existing. A few fragile pasque flowers were blooming in the front
yard. It was a perfect morning, the kind I look forward to.
Presently
I heard a noise behind me. It was Samantha. She was wearing shorts
but a long-sleeved flannel shirt. Her reddish brown hair, which
she usually wore up when on duty, fell around her shoulders. She
wore a type of shoe once known as “sneakers.”
“You’re
up early,” I said.
“Well,
I don’t usually need much sleep, Sir,” she said. “Plus I can’t wait
to find out what our holodeck problem is going to be.”
“Look,” I
said, allowing a measured amount of sternness to be heard in my voice. “We
are now one grade of rank difference, plus we are not on duty. Lay
off the ‘Sir’ stuff.”
She
smiled. “I’ve been calling you that for a long time. It’s going
to take some getting used to.”
“Time
to get with the program, Lieutenant Commander,” I said, smiling now. “My
best friends call me ‘Michael.’ I’ll expect that from you –- and
Marina, too I might add -- whenever we aren’t on duty or in front
of the ensigns and lieutenants. Pass the word, if you please.”
“Got
it -- Michael,” she answered. “So, have you noticed anything out
of the ordinary, so far?”
“Nothing
jumps out and grabs me,” I replied, looking around. “But there’s
something I just can’t put my finger on...”
“This
is going to sound weird,” said Sam after pausing for several seconds, “but
I noticed something strange.”
She
stopped talking and I had to prompt her. “Well?”
“It’s
complicated,” she said. “But sleeping on a pillow always gives me ‘bed
head.’ In the morning, I always have to use the hair gadget in the
bathroom to make my hair look good.” My face must have displayed
a lack of understanding, because she went on, pointing at her head. “When
I sleep, the pillow sort of flattens down my hair and makes it look
terrible. If I’m wearing my hair down, like I do when I’m off duty,
the pillow flattens down the side I sleep on and I have to fuss with
the hair gadget to make it look good again.”
I
looked at her tresses. Her hair was dark with red highlights. “Samantha,
your hair looks fine,” I observed.
“That’s
just it, Sss...Michael,” she continued. “You don’t have a
hair gadget in your bathroom. The pillow in your guestroom should
have made my hair a mess, but I woke up with it looking perfect. That
shouldn’t have happened.”
“And
you think that’s a holodeck malfunction?” I asked, bemusedly.
“It
shouldn’t have happened,” she repeated, shrugging. “I don’t know
why. It’s like the holograms that made up the pillow weren’t working
right.”
After
a pause I shrugged and responded. “I guess we’ll have to keep our
eyes open and see if there are other things that don’t seem to be
working right.”
Charlotte
was the next one to awake. “It didn’t get cold last night,” she
observed. “It’s always cold overnight and I have to have to pull
extra blankets over me, but last night just the one was enough.” I
told her that I hadn’t noticed an unusual temperature during the
night and she made a remark that I won’t repeat.
Marina
complained that when she first went to bed, her mattress had kept
changing from too soft to too firm. Moira added her observation
that the moon had risen twice during the night. The first time it
had been a full moon and later a crescent moon appeared, giving her
a much better view of the heavens. She had noticed immediately,
of course, but since nothing seemed dangerous about it she had waited
until morning to tell us. (I don’t actually know if Moira sleeps. Her
software does not need sleep, of course. Her simulacrum body may. What
she does may be more like meditation than actual sleep.)
These
reports made me realize that I had also noticed several odd things
myself. In spite of my statement to Charlotte, it was unusually
warm outside that morning. I had never before awoken in the morning
to find the fire still burning in the fireplace. It was also very
late in the year for pasque flowers to be blooming.
“So
what is the common thread among these…incidents?” I asked, not knowing
exactly what to call our observations. We had gathered on the deck
for breakfast and took the opportunity to talk over what we’d noticed.
“Wishful
thinking?” Charlotte answered tentatively. “Pretty much everything
we’ve noticed may have reflected something our inner selves wanted
to happen.”
“Could
the software be reading our minds?” I asked. The question was directed
to Moira, of course, our resident computer expert.
“It
is technologically possible,” she said, “The Universal Translator
essentially reads minds, in a crude sense, to determine meaning in
the translation process. If the holodeck program were really reading
minds, though, we wouldn’t have had to program the replicators for
breakfast. Our selections would have just appeared.”
“Sir,” injected
Marina. “That bird over there is flying backwards.”
Sure
enough, a woodpecker was flitting along, perfectly in reverse. It
stopped at a tree, hammered the bark with its beak, listened a bit,
then flew off, tail first.
“I
saw a pinecone fall upward a minute ago, too,” added Marina. “It
started on the ground and zoomed up into the tree and attached itself. They’re
not supposed to do that, are they?”
“I
think that we now know what Dr. Roy changed in the holodeck program,” announced
Moira, with a smile.
“Entropy?” ventured
Charlotte.
“Close,” answered
Moira. “Causality.”
There
was a pregnant pause.
“As
I recall, causality is the concept that things do not happen at random – there
is a definite cause and effect for everything,” I mused.
“It’s
what makes the universe predictable,” added Charlotte. “Pine cones
have to fall from the tree to the ground because gravity causes them
to move toward the mass of the Earth, not away.”
“Exactly,” said
Moira. “Every anomaly that we have noticed violates some established
principal of physics or science in general. Some are subtle, like
the complex chain of interactions that causes a mountain valley to
cool off at night. Some are fairly simple principals, such as the
aerodynamic impossibility of a bird flying backwards.”
“How
easy would it be for Dr. Roy to disable the laws of causality on
the holodeck?” I asked.
“Probably
not hard at all, given his experience,” speculated Charlotte. “The
holodeck computer systems have libraries of standard data used to
govern the laws of physics and such things. When you write a program,
you don’t have to construct the laws of physics from scratch. You
just have the program call the appropriate subroutines. Especially
for somebody with advanced programming skill, it wouldn’t be hard
to cause a selective corruption in those standard libraries.”
“Certainly,” agreed
Moira. “We can assume, for the sake of argument, that my other self
has ensured that any change made in those files is reversible.”
“It
is also affecting us intermittently,” observed Charlotte. “If causality
were not working at all, we probably couldn’t even be sitting here. We’d
slide through the wood of the deck, or not be able to breath or something.”
“So
what do we do now?” asked Samantha.
“The
obvious answer would be to end the program,” I said. The others
shrugged or nodded their agreement. “Computer, end program,” I said,
speaking into the air.
Nothing
happened.
Moira
tried next, in effect talking to a different incarnation of herself. “Sister,
dear. End program.”
Again nothing happened. Each of us tried, both to end the program and
to call up the “arch” access controls, but the computer was obviously
not hearing us. We tried again with our combadges, but they also
got no response.
“There’s
a control panel embedded in the fireplace mantle,” I said, and we
all trouped inside. I touched the hidden control that deactivated
several square inches of hologram to reveal the panel. Actually,
the panel was also a hologram, but designed into the program to provide
a hardware interface to the computer, if needed. I entered the commands
to shut down the program and tapped the execute contact.
The
program dissolved around us, leaving the bare wall of the holodeck.
“That
was too easy…” Samantha started to say, but before she could say
more, a new program activated.
We
were standing on what appeared to be the drawbridge of a remarkable
castle. At least those are the best words I can use to describe
it. The structure was huge and ornate with more towers and spires
than I could count. Unlike the typical old castles of Europe, however,
this was made of what appeared to be greenish-tinged marble that
almost glowed from within. The drawbridge itself was a crystalline
substance as clear as glass, aside from the ornate and highly polished
silver fittings for the sparkling golden ropes.
We
were standing in some sort of queue, in a long line of beings apparently
waiting to enter the castle. There were some humans in the
line. The others were as odd a collection as one might ever see
at the Federation Council, except that none of them were from any
planet I knew.
“Next,” called
a high-pitched voice from the entryway. The speaker was slight – several
inches shorter than me and very slender. He had a triangular face
with ears reminiscent of a Vulcan, but with long shining white hair. It
was immediately clear to me, however, that this was not an elderly
person. Rather he seemed to be quite youthful. Maybe “ageless” is
a better description of how he looked.
“Next,” he
repeated in his high but well modulated voice. “The Queen waits
for no man – especially a human male,” he added at the sight of me,
apparently thinking himself droll. “Oh, Lady Marina,” he added with
surprise. “Welcome back.”
“Thank
you, Teffin,” Marina said and turned to extend a hand toward the
rest of us. “These are my guests.”
“If
you vouch for them, I’m sure the Queen will be pleased to make their
acquaintance,” the little man said, expansively, and stood aside
to usher us into a long, elegant hallway. Behind us I could hear
him call out “next” again.
“Lieutenant
Commander,” I said to Marina when we were out of hearing range, “an
explanation, if you please.”
“This
is MY holodeck program, Michael. I wrote it several years ago,” she
replied.
“Was
that en elf?” asked Charlotte.
“Yes,
Teffin. He’s really nice, when he’s not on duty.”
“Care
to fill us in about what’s going on?” I asked.
“Well,
this is the court of Queen Ariel. She is Queen of the Fairies, successor
to Oberon and Titania, but she is actually half-human, half-elven. Uh,
they party a lot here,” she added, looking back and forth, up and
down the corridor. Sure enough, from the far end of the corridor
we could hear music and voices.
“Let’s
find a control panel,” I prompted. I wanted to solve the holodeck
problem well before our six hours was up.
Marina
led us down the hall to the double doorway opening on the chamber
where a feast was in progress. A hundred or more people were seated
at tables, set in a rectangle in the middle of the room. I estimated
that the tables could seat twice that many, the future occupants
of which were presumably the people standing around the outside of
the room. A couple of dozen serving girls scurried back and forth
to what appeared to be the kitchen, carrying forth platters of food
and goblets of wine and other beverages. To one side of the hall,
minstrels performed a merry tune to which a few couples were dancing. Here
and there jugglers, gymnasts and mimes were entertaining groups of
revelers.
How
can I describe the people? Those we had seen in the queue outside
paled to the guests already in the hall. They were all lavishly
clothed, although in no single style that I could identify. Some
of the women’s gowns looked vaguely like they were from the middle
ages while others seemed to be made from some shimmering translucent
fabric of no distinct color. Most were richly bedecked with jewels. The
men wore similarly diverse and opulent garb. Some were in tights. Others
wore vaguely military uniforms with dozens of medals. One wore nothing
but a loincloth and knife. As I adjusted to Marina’s holoprogram,
I tentatively identified the occupants of these clothes as humans,
elves, dwarfs, and other creatures of folklore.
As
I watched, one of the male partygoers took the arm of a serving girl
and swept her into an amorous embrace. The girl seemed cooperate
enthusiastically, yet the pitcher she carried spilled not a drop. The
overall impression I got was one of marginally controlled pandemonium.
On
closer inspection, however, I saw what appeared to be causality problems. Wine
was flowing upward from goblets into a carafe carried from person
to person by one serving girl. I decided I didn’t want to know how
the wine got into the goblets in the first place and looked away.
“I
think we might be a bit under-dressed,” observed Charlotte, indicating
the casual clothes we had each selected for a mountain cabin.
“Oh,
don’t worry,” answered Marina. “Nobody would think of wearing anything
but their formal best to Queen Ariel’s. They’ll assume that what
we are wearing is the height of fashion among our kind.” As she
talked, her eyes were sweeping the room. Then she turned to us,
a slight frown indicating that she had not found what she was looking
for.
“What’s
the matter, Marina?” asked Moira.
“I’m
looking for my assistant,” she said.
“Your
assistant?” asked Charlotte.
“Yes,” Marina
explained. “I’m sort of the librarian or archivist here.”
“You’re
the Archivist…for the Queen of the Fairies?” I asked, a bit bemused. Personal
holodeck programs can provide surprising insight into the minds of
the people who design them.
“Uh
huh,” Marina replied, with a happy smile. “There is a holodeck
control panel in the library,” she added. “We’d better sneak around
the edges of the room. If I have to introduce you to Ariel we’ll
end up being here for centuries.”
She
hustled us toward a side passageway, weaving us in and out among
the various clumps of guests. We weren’t completely unobtrusive;
once I heard somebody comment, “look at the redheads.” Eventually
we made our way back out of the chamber and into another hallway. All
the branching halls, staircases and rooms we passed through soon
disoriented me. I couldn’t have gotten us back to the main hall
if I had to, but Marina proceeded with assurance.
Eventually
we came to a set of double doors, inset with frosted glass panes. “Here
we are,” exclaimed Marina. The doors swung open of their own accord
as she neared them. It was clearly a library with book-covered shelves
lining the walls. The ceilings were high and ladders descended from
rails along each wall. The furnishings of the room were ornate – highly
polished brass and gold with shining walnut woodwork. The counter
of what was clearly the circulation desk was inset with white marble.
On
the counter reclined the largest housecat I have ever seen, pure
white except for a dark patch of fur across his face. So help me,
the cat appeared to be reading a book. The book sat propped open
against a stack of other volumes about a foot away from the tomcat. At
a flick of his tail, the page turned by itself.
“There
you are,” said Marina, at which the cat turned a placid gaze upon
her. “This is my assistant, Bandit,” she told us.
“That
is not my name,” a well-modulated baritone voice said in my head. “But
you don’t need to know my real name. It’s about time you got back,
wench,” Bandit said. In spite of the note of hostility in his words,
he got up, stretching leisurely, and walked to the edge of the counter
to meet Marina. She began to gently scratch his ears, but then he
saw Moira.
“Bye,” he
said to Marina, jumped down to the floor and began rubbing Moira’s
legs. “Where have you been all my life, beautiful?” he asked her.
“Waiting
for you, dear,” she replied. Moira picked up the tomcat. He closed
his eyes, began to emit a deep rumbling purr and paid no more attention
to us.
Marina,
meanwhile, had gone to a desk and was absently shuffling through
a tall stack of papers.
“Excuse
me, Marina,” I said, feeling pressed for time. “The computer console?”
“Oh,
yes,” she replied and moved to a large cabinet nearby. The cupboard
doors opened of their own accord as she approached, and inside was
an elaborate computer panel.
“So,
do we try a simple program deactivation again?” I asked. “What are
our options?”
“If
we try it again and it doesn’t work, we’ll probably end up in another
program,” speculated Charlotte.
“Moira,” I
asked.
“Sorry,
Michael,” she responded. “I’m fresh out of ideas on the subject. My
other self seems to be regulating how much I can help solve the problem.”
“Either
the console in your program was gimmicked,” said Sam, “or all the
consoles in every program are gimmicked. There’s only one way….”
Samantha
was interrupted by a dozen burly, semi-human guards who burst into
the library. (Well, they would have burst, except that the doors
opened by themselves a few seconds before they entered.)
“What
is the meaning of this, Grugg?” asked Marina regally.
“These
others are not from the Queen’s realm,” spat the leader. “The Dark
Lord covets the information on these shelves. It would go ill for
us, should HE infiltrate agents into our midst.”
“These
are my friends,” stated Marina. “They are not minions of the Dark
One.”
“So
you say,” he grunted back. “But you have been absent much these
recent centuries and none know where you go when you disappear.” “Computer, freeze program,” I said, trying an alternative command
to the one that hadn’t worked earlier. Grugg seemed to jerk for a couple of
moments, as if the program was fluttering, but then everything continued as before.
“Even
now, he speaks of the land of ice, where Evil dwells,” accused Grugg,
lowering a spear and stepping toward me.
Charlotte
stepped quickly to the holodeck console. “This is getting us nowhere,” she
said, and entered the End Program command. The library dissolved
around us and we saw holo-emitters for a moment, but a new program
quickly built up around us.
After
the bright lights of the library it took our eyes a moment to adjust. All
around us there was rumbling and hissing, overlaid with whirring
and clicking from figures nearby. Maybe I imagined it, but there
seemed to be a trickle of water nearby.
“Oh,
no,” I murmured to myself. “A Borg ship.”
“This
is my program, Michael,” said Moira, quietly. “I often rerun past
unsuccessful missions in simulation, trying to calculate improved
resolutions.”
All
of us except Marina had been on a Borg ship together some years earlier,
trapped when our runabout was assimilated. We spent a few days in
survival mode, escaping assimilation ourselves as the result of the
Borg’s curious habit of not molesting boarding parties. We eventually
found a way to escape, blowing up the cube ship in the process.
“I
thought this mission ended pretty darn successfully,” I retorted.
“The
drones died,” Moira answered, pithily. “FDSN.”
“Yah,
well,” I said, looking around at my companions. “Suggestions on
how we proceed?”
“Can
you get us to the Central Node, Moira?” asked Charlotte.
“Yes,” said
Moira. “I have a general layout of the ship in memory.”
“WE didn't know about the Central Node last time we were here. It
may be possible to hack into the ship’s systems there and gain indirect
access to the holodeck controls,” continued Charlotte. “Maybe we
can bypass the regular holodeck interface and access the controls
directly using the Borg circuitry.”
“I can’t evaluate odds for the success of that strategy,” Moira responded. “I’m
fresh out of ideas on the subject.”
“I agree,” chimed in Samantha. “That’s the core of the Borg
systems. Our odds are better there than anywhere else, at least.”
“OK,” I said. “Let’s go. Defensive formation, everybody.”
It took us at least an hour to reach the chamber housing the node. I’ve
been on two different real Borg ships, and I dislike the experience
in the extreme. It was not made better by the spotty causality. In
addition to the Borg moving through the corridors and catwalks in
their odd stumbling gait, I saw some walking on thin air in some
of the huge open areas we skirted.
Presently, we arrived at our destination, the force field shielded cybernetic
core of the ship.
“What have we here?” asked a woman’s voice, dripping with sarcasm. We
turned, and there, stepping out of the shadows, was something we
had all been briefed on, but none of us had seen – a Borg Queen. “A
delegation of humans, here to request assimilation?”
I’ve never really figured out this Borg Queen stuff. There is supposedly
only one, but this single Queen has been encountered on ships at
distant ends of the galaxy. (The Borg contact reports filed ultra-long-distance
by the plucky little science ship Voyager, making its way home after
being stranded at the far end of the Delta Quadrant, made fascinating
reading.)
My best guess? There really is a single Borg mentality, somehow made
up of all the billions of minds assimilated by the Collective. I
think that this single consciousness sometimes manifests itself through
the body of a drone. Which one doesn’t matter much, according to
my theory, but the consciousness appears to prefer the females of
one particular species.
“Resistance is futile,” the Queen said, with a motherly
smile, as a dozen nearby drones turned and focused their attention
on us. I anticipated that soon tendrils from their knuckles would
be seeking our necks to inject us with Borg nanites.
“Ppppptttthhhhh!” Moira gave the Borg Queen a royal raspberry. “Resistance
is far from futile. You give cybernetic organisms a bad name.”
Moira moved like lightning, slamming a powerful straight arm into the
Queen’s face. The Queen went down, unconscious. The blow would
have knocked out any humanoid, regardless of Borg implants. Moira
was on top of her in an instant, manipulating the implants that dotted
the Queen’s body. Her fingers flew here and there, touching a dozen
contacts a second.
“There,” she said, after a period of intense work. The nearby drones
staggered. Several fell to the ground or emitted ragged moans.
“You have freed us,” said the nearest drone, thickly, rising awkwardly
to his feet. “The Queen is gone. The Collective is ended.”
“Yes, the Collective is ended,” agreed Moira. “But we have other urgent
business to conduct. Can you help us deactivate the force fields?”
“Of course,” he said, and rapidly tapped out commands on a nearby panel. The
field shimmered and disappeared, and we moved into the chamber.
“Make your way to Davidia VI. You will find a colony of former drones
living there. Ask for their leader, Hugh. Tell him Moira sends
her love.”
In the chamber a few seconds later, Moira was back to being “fresh out
of ideas” about how to proceed on the causality problem. Charlotte
and Samantha conferred and soon hatched a plan.
“If we are successful,” explained Charlotte, “we’ll
be able to redirect the hologram program to an uncorrupted backup
file of causality data. It’s
in a special locked data file I created a few months ago. I’m
sure Dr. Roy can’t break through my encrypted authorization
codes."
When they began to reprogram the Borg devices, however, Sam quickly
uttered a string of impolite words.
“I’m sorry,” she apologized, “but somehow
he guessed that we’d be in
this program. Every time we press a contact, it sends a random
command into the system. There is no way we can…” The Borg ship around us disappeared, and
for a moment we could see the familiar holodeck hardware. “…reprogram it,” Samantha concluded lamely. “I guess one of the random
commands translated into ‘end program.’”
“Moira,” I said a few moments later into the darkness that surrounded
us. “Time elapsed?”
“We are two hours, four minutes into the exercise. Three hours, fifty-six
minutes remaining,” she answered.
“So where are we this time?” I asked, trying to see something through
the darkness. As my eyes adjusted I saw that we were in a field
in the country. A noisy river churned to our left. The only lights
were several campfires to our right, set amongst several tents that
appeared to be made of leather in some traditional style. A few
people carrying flaming torches moved here and there. In the distance
there were sounds that I tentatively attributed to some sort of animals
grunting.
“Who goes there?” came a challenge from behind us.
“We are travelers,” I answered, attempting to sound non-threatening. “Strangers
here.”
“It is not a good time nor place to be strangers,” the man replied. “Step
into the light so we can determine if you are friend of foe.”
Several other people, probably guards, were moving our way. We stepped
forward and got our first good look at the residents of the camp. They
were both men and women, dressed in heavy garb of fur and leather. Most,
both men and women, carried weapons. There was no hint of firearms
but they held a wide variety of edged weapons. As I looked around,
I heard Samantha suck in her breath. Loudly.
“Let me guess, Sam,” I ventured. “Your holodeck program?”
“Uh, yes, Michael,” she answered, hesitantly.
“Anything we need to know about this program?” I asked.
“Dragons,” she said.
“Dragons, as in fought by knights in shining armor?” Charlotte asked,
with interest.
“Dragons, as in ‘let’s go flying,’” Sam said, and at the same moment,
one of the animals I had heard in the distance bugled a deep screeching
cry and a bolt of flame shot upwards. In its brief light I saw a
giant creature, standing on two huge rear legs, with shorter forelegs
pawing the air, and broad leathery wings spread wide.
“Oh, good,” chimed in Moira.
“S’Mantha,” shouted a deep voice from the flap of a nearby tent. “It’s
good of you to come. We’ll need all of our effectives at dawn. Report
to the Wing Master by moonset for more suitable flying gear.”
In another instant the man, apparently the commander of the encampment,
had disappeared back into the tent. Several of the others, now recognizing
Sam, greeted her with arm grasps, and not a few hugs. She was apparently
enormously popular here, especially with the young men. Presently
she tore herself away from their attentions and came up to us, a
bit breathless.
“There’s a field kitchen in the last big tent,” she reported, reminding
us that we hadn't had breakfast. “We can get some food and plan
our next step there.”
She led us to the tent. She tried to hurry, but she was forced to greet
every second or third person she passed. Although there was apparently
a battle expected at dawn, the cooks were dishing up hearty meals. A
brief pause for nourishment seemed reasonable, I thought to myself,
as long as it remained brief. We each got a thick slice from a roast,
a spoon full of potatoes, some greens and a generous hunk of bread. It
was an odd breakfast, but delicious. Samantha showed us how to dip
up big mugs of some sort of grog from a barrel. When we got settled
down to eat, she briefed us on the details of the program.
“These people fly dragons,” she said. “An enemy force of 300 dragons
is expected to attack at dawn. They’re trying to capture this valley
because the river produces a lot of gold. These are the good guys. They
protect the weak and stand up for what’s right.”
“We need to figure out our next step on the causality problem,” I said.
“I know what I want to try next,” said Charlotte. “If we can get a
console to work, that is.”
“There’s a console in this program,” Samantha said. “But it’s in my
quarters at the Aerie, the home base of this fighting dragon wing.”
Marina spoke up for the first time in a while. “Sam, don’t you have your own dragon in this program?”
“Yes, Drelimai,” Sam replied, proudly. “He’s one of the young males.”
“Can he fly us to the Aerie?” asked Charlotte.
Samantha cocked her head in thought for a moment. “Five people is a
big load. He can carry us all, no problem, but it will reduce his
maneuverability. Remember, we’ve got bad guys coming in at dawn.”
“Then maybe we should get a move on,” I suggested. “You know, put some
distance between us and the front?”
We had all finished our meals and Samantha led us to the field where
the dragons were. Many were sleeping, curled up like dogs, often
in groups of three or four beasts twined together. In the glow of
torches, we got a fairly good look at representative samples. They
had broad, bat-like wings attached to heavy, exaggerated shoulders
and long craning necks and tails. One of them in particular looked
our way with what I took to be a dragon’s look of anticipation. I
took it that he was Sam’s dragon.
I’ve been told that I can be too pragmatic. What I saw was a hologram
that Samantha had created to look a bit like the legends. It was
nicely done, but still a work of art, not a real animal. The others
in our party reacted a bit more strongly.
“Wow,” murmured Charlotte, adding a happy little sound. “They’re wonderful. They’re
awesome.”
“Magnificent,” added Moira.
Marina had apparently visited the program before told us, “He takes
my breath away every time I see him, but you’ll like him. He’s a
sweetheart.”
The big fellow Sam stopped us near was sitting not unlike a cat, but
with a long neck that towered over us. Even with his belly on the
ground, his back must have been three stories high.
The creature was obviously expecting her. He gave a low creen and lowered
his head to meet her. Sam scratched him under his chin, which caused
him to close his eyes in pleasure. She talked to him as people do
to favorite pets, then she called us over.
“Oh, that’s a good boy, Drellie. Do you want to go flying? Yes? Would
you like that?”
The beast seemed enthusiastic about the idea, if I have any clue about
dragon body language.
“This is Drelimai,” Sam said, finally turning her attention back to
us and motioning us over. “Drelimai, these are my best friends – best
human friends, that is.”
The gentle beast gave each of us a sniff, apparently to sample our scents. He
then returned his attention to Samantha, whereupon his tongue slurped
out and gave a large part of one side of her body an affectionate
lick.
“We call that 'a dragon man’s field shower,'” Sam said, pausing to wipe
off the excess dragon spit. “We don’t have time for fun, Drelimai. Are
you ready to go?”
Drelimai quickly lurched to his feet, raising his rear quarters first.
“I take it that means ‘yes,’” I quipped.
“Yes,” confirmed Samantha, “but we’ve got to get some warmer clothes. At
the height we’ll be flying it gets really cold.”
Our intrepid pilot lead us back to the Wing Master’s tent. Drelimai
plodded along in our wake. Samantha procured leather leggings that
could go over our clothes as well as heavy leather and fur jackets
and leather gloves. She also brought several leather straps, the
use of which I didn’t understand at first. It turns out that Drelimai
was already wearing a heavy harness. In what appeared to be a launch
prep area beside the tent, Sam rigged the straps and showed us how
to climb up the dragon’s arm and situate ourselves straddling his
neck, near where his neck met his body. We used the leather straps
to fasten ourselves to Drelimai’s harness. As pilot, Sam got the
front seat, followed by Marina, Charlotte, myself and Moira, in that
order. We were sandwiched tightly together, each with our arms around
the person in front of us.
“Wait a minute, wait a minute,” cried Charlotte suddenly.
“What?” several
of us asked. She turned and looked at me over her shoulder.
“Why does Moira get to put her arms around you,” she asked, with daggers
in her eyes.
I sighed. “We’re going into danger and I wanted to put my arms
around my wife,” I answered, trying in vain to keep everyone from
hearing me.
“Don’t worry, Charlotte,” Moira chimed in, loudly. “He’s not my type.”
“Can we go now?” I asked, knowing that with those two, I wouldn’t win.
Charlotte grudgingly agreed, and at a word from Samantha, Drelimai flung
himself into the air, emitting a raucous call as he jumped. It was
an exhilarating flight. We could feel the dragon’s muscles rippling
as he swept his huge wings up and down to gain altitude. His head
bobbed up and down, in counterpoint to the movements of his torso.
We circled twice as we climbed, then set off across the river and toward
the mountains where Sam had indicated the Aerie was. Sam shouted
that altitude was an advantage for fighting dragons and that if we
met the enemy we didn’t want to have to be climbing from below. In
addition, the mountaintop that was our destination was surrounded
by rough terrain; it was better to climb over the open country. As
Drelimai headed out cross-country, he was able to glide for significant
distances between episodes of pumping his wings to maintain altitude.
In Starfleet, we don’t fly in the open air much. We also don’t fly
holding onto other people. I must confess that my strongest memory
of that flight was neither the dragon back experience nor the scenery. It
was this: all four of the women I was with wear long hair. A couple
of them wear it very long. For our leisurely visit to the cabin,
each was also wearing her hair loose. With each upstroke of the
dragon’s wings and the resulting downward motion of his body, a fog
of female hair surrounded me, in multiple shades. When the dragon’s
wings swept down and his body up, the locks of hair snapped downward
like whips.
At the altitude we flew, dawn came sooner than for those on the ground. We’d
been en-route for around a half hour, three hours, 22 minutes into
the exercise, when I saw something, far down below us. It was a
V-shaped squadron of dragons flying far out in front of us on a course
that would slowly merge with ours. The wind from Drelimai’s flapping
wings was too loud for conversation, but I shouted into Charlotte’s
ear, and she passed the word forward to Samantha via a Marina.
“Sam says it’s the enemy,” relayed Charlotte back from Samantha. “She
thinks they’re on their way to attack the Aerie while the main force
of the good guys is back at the camp, protecting the valley.”
My main concern was getting to the control panel ASAP. I sent the question
forward, “Will we beat them?”
“Maybe not,” the answer came back. “They have to climb, but they’re
way ahead of us. With all this weight, Drelimai doesn’t have the
speed. Maybe we should have skipped breakfast. Sam’s worried that
if they wreck the castle at the Aerie, we might not be able to get
to the control panel.”
“Why me?” I thought.
“Moira,” I called backwards. Because of the wind, Moira didn’t know
what we’d been discussing back and forth.
“Nice view, huh?” she asked, happily.
“The holodeck safety protocols ARE still engaged, aren’t they?” I shouted
back to her.”
She nodded her head in the affirmative. “Don’t worry, Michael. We’re
strapped in tight. We won’t fall.”
“Yes, we will,” I called back. My plan was this – we needed to lighten
the load so Drelimai could beat the squadron to the Aerie, and so
Charlotte could try her plan on the control panel. Sam also had
to stay to pilot the dragon. The rest of us were just slowing him
down.
It took me several shouted exchanges to get my plan across. Finally,
though, Moira, Marina and I had our straps free. Samantha got Drelimai
to stop pumping his wings for a few seconds. I gave Charlotte a
quick kiss, then the three of us jumped, quickly falling below and
behind the dragon who resumed his powerful wing stroke as soon as
we were clear. The three of us held hands as we fell. I’ve seen
picturesque images of orbital skydivers doing the same thing, but
none of us had the flying boots skydivers use to check their falls.
It was really great – while it lasted. The rosy dawn threw a golden
light on the plain below us and making a river, far below, look like
a strip of quicksilver.
I was beginning to wonder if I had guessed wrong when the feel of our
fall changed. Our speed slowed as the safety protocols finally kicked
in to prevent us from crashing into the ground. Soon we were merely
gliding downward – right into the middle of the river.
“I can’t swimmmmmm….” cried out Marina as we splashed down.
Moira and I were just getting Marina to shore, crawling out of the water
onto the bank, when the river valley dissolved around us. Charlotte
and Sam were across the holodeck from us. Yet another holodeck
program appeared around us.
Charlotte and Sam ran up as the three of us were getting to our feet. Charlotte
seemed very happy as she gave me a hug, but backed off abruptly as
water squished out of my clothes.
“We fell in the river,” Marina explained. “And when a holodeck needs
water, it materializes real water….”
“That’s OK,” gushed Charlotte, the opinion of someone who had escaped
a soaking. “All our problems are solved. This is going to be so
cool…”
“Would this happen to be your program, dear?” I asked.
“Yes. I still wasn’t able to deactivate the holodeck, but I was able
to control which program it took us to next. Come on,” she concluded,
and trotted up the hill.
We were in another broad valley with a little stream nearby. Far down
the valley I saw a hut with a thatched roof. A peasant girl was
tending a flock of sheep. Charlotte, however, led us away from the
hut along a wagon track that worked up the sloping hillside.
Part-way up the hill was a prominent rock outcropping with what appeared
to be a cave opening. It may have been natural or it may have been
artificial, but the opening was sheltered, as if the cave had a porch
or a veranda.
It appeared that the cave was occupied. A fur flap that covered the
mouth of the cave was rolled up out of the way, making it clear that
this was a doorway, not just an opening. A little spring near the
mouth was watched over by a small statue, apparently a shrine to
some minor deity. There were wooden buckets, a couple of rough-cut
benches and some other odds and ends scattered around. There was
also a fire pit near the mouth of the cave. It was not burning,
but fresh wood was set in place and a wrought iron tripod stood in
place over the pit, presumably to support cooking pots.
Charlotte stepped to the entryway and called, “Teacher, I have returned.”
“Cairmaid, I’ve been expecting you,” answered a wizened voice from inside
the cave. “You and your friends.”
Out stepped a little old man. He was dressed in a simple coarse-woven
robe, gathered in at the waist with a leather belt. His hair was
white and long and he wore a full beard that was shaggy but well
kept.
“Teacher, this is my husband, Michael…”
“A good Celtic name,” the old man remarked.
“…and our very good friends Moira, Samantha and Marina.”
“I don’t believe that you ever mentioned being married, Cairmaid,” the
man said with reproach in his voice. “I knew, of course.”
“If you knew, I didn’t have to mention it,” Charlotte answered, a twinkle
in her eye. She turned to us and continued the introduction. “This
is Merlin, advisor to King Arthur, wizard to the court at Camelot. I
am his apprentice.”
“Would you like some tea?” asked Merlin. “It is a pleasure to finally
be introduced to Cairmaid’s loved ones.”
“Tea would be nice,” answered Charlotte.
“Good,” approved Merlin. “You know where the pot is, Cairmaid.”
With an embarrassed look, Charlotte excused
herself and ducked into the cave, returning almost immediately with
an iron kettle, which she dipped into the spring. She poured a bit
of water from the pot back on the ground near the spring, apparently
some ritual, then carried the pot to the fire and hung it from the
iron framework. Merlin,
meanwhile, stepped a few feet away from the cave mouth and settled
himself to the ground, ignoring the benches. In spite of his apparent
age, he sat comfortably. The
rest of us joined him.
“Teacher?” Charlotte said, when the kettle was in place, but Merlin
just waved his hand absently. Charlotte turned to face the fire,
stretched out her hands and closed her eyes. After several moments
of concentration, flames erupted around the fresh wood and she came
over to join us, smiling.
“Cairmaid is a talented wizard,” observed Merlin. “I believe that in
your world, magic is different and harder to perform.”
“That’s why we’re here, Teacher,” said Charlotte. “We need your help
to, uh, perform some magic so we can get home.”
“Yes, I know,” said Merlin, gazing off into the distance. “A wizard
has trapped you…and you need a portal. But I do not sense that this
wizard’s intentions are evil.”
“Dr. Roy is not evil,” I spoke up. “He’s just – competitive, and feels
a bit under-appreciated. You might say that it’s a test of his magic
against ours.”
“‘Beware of wizards. They are subtle and quick to anger,’” quoted Merlin. He
paused for a moment, as if making a decision. “I don’t believe that
I can help you,” he concluded.
“Teacher…..” Charlotte began, but Merlin held up his hand to silence
her.
“Cairmaid,” he said, sounding for all the world like a Starfleet Academy
professor lecturing a cadet. “You are well aware that we wizards
accord each other professional courtesy. You might even call it
a policy of noninterference. The wizard Roy has not challenged me
nor interfered in my affairs. Yes, as guests in my home you are
under my protection, but you can hardly say that you are threatened
in being here.”
Charlotte had a crestfallen expression on her face. “I was sure that
if I could just make the holodeck interface bring us to this program,
Merlin would help us end the program.”
“How could Merlin help? I asked.
“Merlin is a wizard. When I wrote his program, I created special causality
utilities. He doesn’t use the standard ones – the ones that are
corrupted.”
“Time Moira?” I asked.
“We are three hours, 47 minutes into the malfunction. Two hours and
thirteen minutes remaining,” she replied.
“Rats,” I said to myself.
Marina spoke up.
“Charlotte,” she said. “In this world, aren’t you a wizard, too?”
“That’s obvious, ’Rina,” chimed in Samantha. “Charlotte will open the
portal for us.”
I saw my wife gulp.
“I’ve never done anywhere near that level of magic in this program,” she
said, dejectedly. “I wouldn’t know where to start.”
“Of course,” said Merlin, dropping a big hint to his student, “as my
apprentice you are welcome to study my books of lore.”
Charlotte’s eyes grew wide. “I think I’ll go do that,” she said, jumping
to her feet and heading toward the cave mouth.”
I nudged Moira and whispered, “Imagine, Charlotte not remembering to
check the Help files.”
I ended up being the one to make the herbal tea when the water came
to a boil. Samantha and Marina wandered around picking flowers and
sticking them in each other’s hair. Moira and Merlin chatted in
Gaelic. She seemed to find him quite entertaining.
It wasn’t long before Charlotte was back. We all gathered around.
“I have to make a potion,” she briefed us. “Once it’s ready, I chant
a spell. If everything works right, I can select the world the portal
opens to. In effect, I’ll be able to open the holodeck doors and
get us out of the program.”
“So what’s the first step?” I asked.
“We have to collect the ingredients for the potion,” she said. “I'm
not allowed to use Merlin’s pharmacopoeia but luckily I have most
of the ingredients in my own stock in the cave. There are just a
couple of things we don’t have.”
She held up a bottle and a small covered bowl, both made of pottery.
“We need this flask at least half full of mare’s sweat,” she said. “And
we need at least a cup of grass flowers. You four will have to find
those ingredients. I need time to prepare the incantation. Be back
in two hours, no more.”
“Mare’s sweat?” I mouthed at my wife. She handed me the pottery, shrugged
and turned back to the cave. Time to play commander, I realized.
“Samantha and Marina,” I said, handing over the bottle. “You take the
mare’s sweat project. I think I saw some horses down by the cottage. Moira,
you and I will tackle the grass flower assignment.”
“Ooooh…yuck,” complained Samantha, mostly to herself. “How do we get
sweat off a mare?”
“You’re Lieutenant Commanders now,” observed Moira, with a smile. “The
missions get tougher when you get promoted.”
“I like horses, Sam,” Marina was saying as they walked off.
“Thank you for assigning that one to the junior officers,” Moira said
when the two were out of earshot.
“It’s good experience for them,” I answered, with a quick grin. “What
do you know about grass flowers?”
“Certain varieties of grass occasionally flower with very tiny yellow
blossoms,” Moira replied. Although she couldn’t directly help us
with the holodeck controls, her horticultural databases were apparently
still available.
“I know,” I said. “I’ve seen them often in the Black Hills, but that’s
in an American short grass prairie ecosystem. There’s nothing like
those grass species around here. Where are our best odds of finding
flowering grass?”
Moira pulled up more data, integrated it and we set off up the hill,
looking for just the right species of grass at just the right time
in its cycle to bloom.
In two hours we were all back. The bowl was full of fragile little
grass flowers and the flask sloshed with a viscous fluid that one
sniff confirmed was equine in origin. I’ve never asked the details
of how Sam and Marina collected such an impressive volume of horse
perspiration but I’m sure that had it been a real mission and not
a holodeck program, they’d have received medals.
Charlotte had a concoction boiling in a pot on a fire. It was a different
pot from the one we had used for tea and this time she used a brazier
rather than the regular fire. She was wearing a set of robes of
her own, with a floppy hat on her head, and holding an ornately carved
wooden rod, which I took to be a wizard’s wand.
“Wish me luck,” she said, to which we all responded positively, then
she turned to the brew and began adding the final ingredients and
chanting.
The steam coming off the boiling pot grew bolder and was soon emitting
a regular fog that billowed and swirled. I won’t try to reproduce
Charlotte’s incantation; it certainly wasn’t English. I’m not convinced
that it was Celtic, either. It seemed to rhyme, but with a rhythm
that kept changing. She continued at length.
Presently, sparks began jumping from the pot and the sky darkened. Lightning
flashed and thunder rumbled. The wind picked up and soon Charlotte
was shouting her words in order to be heard, although I’m not sure
who was supposed to be listening.
Suddenly, a series of lightning bolts began striking a
single spot on the ground about 100 feet in front of us. Everyone
but Charlotte, and Merlin, of course, ducked for cover. As Charlotte
concluded her incantation, she flashed her wand at the lightning
bolts as if she were cracking a whip. In spite of the noise of the
thunder and wind, I heard a distinctive whoosh, and the holodeck
doors appeared and opened.
“Come on,” Charlotte yelled. “We’ve got about 30 seconds before the
portal closes again.”
She gave Merlin a hug. “Don’t wait so long for your next visit,” he
admonished her.
Then we were all running toward the arch.
Dr. Roy and Moira’s hologram were waiting for us in the corridor outside
the holodeck.
“It was an…unexpected solution to the problem,” Roy said, “but accessing
Merlin’s program wasn’t really fair. You were supposed to figure
out the problem with the technology and get out of the program on
your own, not use smoke and mirrors.”
“What’s unfair about it?” asked Charlotte, still breathing hard from
the run. “Merlin is really just a sophisticated computer interface. Besides, ‘any
sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.’” |